語言是人類最重要的交流工具
而英語是國際官方的指定語言
現(xiàn)實中一個不小心
中英互譯就成了車禍現(xiàn)場
中式英語的直接 尷尬且真實
只有想不到
沒有譯不出
這是一篇全篇錯誤的翻譯
請大家收下
集中注意力
跟著mars一起游園了
成語園
心花怒放Heart flower angry open
美中不足American Chinese not enough
七上八下Seven up eight down
不三不四No three no four
朝三暮四Morning three night four
紅顏知己Red face konw me
怦然心動Make my heart peng peng peng
夫妻肺片Husband and wife lung slice
人山人海People mountain people sea
馬馬虎虎Horse horse tiger tiger
絲綢之路SiChouRoad
隔墻有耳Walls have ears
名詞園
黃飛鴻Yellow fly red
吳莫愁Don’t worry Lee
張無忌Whatever zhang
容嬤嬤Let me touch touch
機槍兵Chicken gun ice
珠穆朗瑪峰Pig wood wolf house bee
停車位Car’s home
龍的傳人Long bab
噴泉Biu biu water
表妹Watch sister
原子彈Round son egg
月餅Pizza yue
火藥TNT
烏鎮(zhèn)Black town
宮殿King’s home
葬禮Dead party
新娘New woman
皇帝Yellow boss
淡水湖No salt hu
文物Old goods
尸體Dead body
纜車Lazy car
黑人Black people
大姨媽Big one mother
云海Chu yu xun’s boyfriend
饅頭Momo
枸杞Dog up
巡邏簽到處Patrol to sign everywhere
十三點Ten three point
開水間Open water room
王老吉The king is awalys lucky
沙灘之子Son of beach
土匪軟殼蟹Chairman Mao’s Soft Shell Crabs in Chilli
B超The B is super
佛跳墻God use VPN
常用語園
無信則不立The man who have no letter can not stand
滴水之恩,涌泉相報You di da di da me ,I hua la hua la you
你是凱丁嗎At e you kidding
不,我是希斯爾斯No ,I’m serious
知之為知之,不知為不知Know is know noknow is noknow
走過路過,不要錯過Go past no mistake past
有多遠,死多遠As far as you go to die
要錢沒有,要命一條If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one
彼此彼此You me you me
愛誰誰Love who who
不管三七二十一No care three seven two ten one
你不鳥我,我也不鳥你You don’t bird me, I don’t bird you
你問我,我去問誰:You ask me,I ask who
你有兩下子You have two down son
好好學(xué)習(xí),天天向上Good good study,day day up
一日為師終身為父One day is your teacher, day day is your father
關(guān)公面前耍大刀Play a big knife before Guan Gong
哪涼快上哪呆著去Where cool where you stay
沒錢免談No money no talk
你給我站住You Give Me Stop
放馬過來Let the horse come on
禁止使用手機No beat phone
怎么老是你How old are you
你會倒立嗎Can you understand
雜園
拜月Byemoon
豐收Full of green
長壽Long life
收銀Accept the silver
小徐理發(fā)Small Xu Li hair
慫Follow your heart
樹新風(fēng)Tree new bee
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這些翻譯簡直是
Unbelievable
上述舉例
純屬搞怪,請勿當(dāng)真