英語神翻譯︱哈哈哈,真的太搞笑了

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語言是人類最重要的交流工具

英語是國際官方的指定語言

現(xiàn)實中一個不小心

中英互譯就成了車禍現(xiàn)場

中式英語的直接 尷尬且真實

只有想不到

沒有譯不出

這是一篇全篇錯誤的翻譯

請大家收下

集中注意力

跟著mars一起游園了

成語園

心花怒放Heart flower angry open 

美中不足American Chinese not enough

七上八下Seven up eight down

不三不四No three no four

朝三暮四Morning three night four

紅顏知己Red face konw me

怦然心動Make my heart peng peng peng

夫妻肺片Husband and wife lung slice

人山人海People mountain people sea

馬馬虎虎Horse horse tiger tiger

絲綢之路SiChouRoad

隔墻有耳Walls have ears

名詞園

黃飛鴻Yellow fly red

吳莫愁Don’t worry Lee

張無忌Whatever zhang

容嬤嬤Let me touch touch

機槍兵Chicken gun ice

珠穆朗瑪峰Pig wood wolf house bee

停車位Car’s home

龍的傳人Long bab

噴泉Biu biu water

表妹Watch sister

原子彈Round son egg

月餅Pizza yue

火藥TNT

烏鎮(zhèn)Black town

宮殿King’s home

葬禮Dead party

新娘New woman

皇帝Yellow boss

淡水湖No salt hu

文物Old goods

尸體Dead body

纜車Lazy car

黑人Black people

大姨媽Big one mother

云海Chu yu xun’s boyfriend

饅頭Momo

枸杞Dog up

巡邏簽到處Patrol to sign everywhere

十三點Ten three point

開水間Open water room

王老吉The king is awalys lucky

沙灘之子Son of beach

土匪軟殼蟹Chairman Mao’s Soft Shell Crabs in Chilli

B超The B is super

佛跳墻God use VPN

常用語園

無信則不立The man who have no letter can not stand

滴水之恩,涌泉相報You di da di da me ,I hua la hua la you

你是凱丁嗎At e you kidding

不,我是希斯爾斯No ,I’m serious

知之為知之,不知為不知Know is know noknow is noknow

走過路過,不要錯過Go past no mistake past

有多遠,死多遠As far as you go to die

要錢沒有,要命一條If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one

彼此彼此You me you me

愛誰誰Love who who

不管三七二十一No care three seven two ten one

你不鳥我,我也不鳥你You don’t bird me, I don’t bird you

你問我,我去問誰:You ask me,I ask who

你有兩下子You have two down son

好好學(xué)習(xí),天天向上Good good study,day day up

一日為師終身為父One day is your teacher, day day is your father

關(guān)公面前耍大刀Play a big knife before Guan Gong

哪涼快上哪呆著去Where cool where you stay

沒錢免談No money no talk

你給我站住You Give Me Stop

放馬過來Let the horse come on

禁止使用手機No beat phone

怎么老是你How old are you

你會倒立嗎Can you understand

雜園

拜月Byemoon

豐收Full of green

長壽Long life

收銀Accept the silver

小徐理發(fā)Small Xu Li hair

Follow your heart

樹新風(fēng)Tree new bee

……

這些翻譯簡直是

Unbelievable

上述舉例

純屬搞怪,請勿當(dāng)真

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